You don’t want to take me home

Introduce me to your folks

I’m not good at making first impressions

‘Cause I’ve been all around the world

And I know all the dirty words

In seven different languages

I’m not the girl for you

I’m not the girl for you

I’m no good financially

And I will eventually

Spend all of your blue money

I walk out at night alone

And I am hard pressed to phone

Touching base isn’t my forte’

I’m not the girl for you

I’m not the girl for you

Seems to me you want someone

Sticks close to home

Ever since I was a kid

I’ve been apt to roam alone