DON’T GIVE ME NO KITTENS WITH FUR

DON’T GIVE ME NO SNOW ON MY FACE

AIN’T MUCH OUTSIDE THAT CAN CAUSE ME TO STIR

MY FAVORITE THINGS ARE BACK AT MY PLACE

LIFE’S TOO SHORT YOU GOTTA TAKE IT WHERE YOU CAN

I LOVE CLEAN SHEETS AND A DIRTY MAN

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUY ME NO PERFUME

YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO A DANCE FOR RAIN

THE BEST PLACE I KNOW IS BACK IN MY ROOM

SO LET’S RUN AND CATCH THE NEXT F TRAIN

LIFE’S TOO SHORT YOU GOTTA TAKE IT WHERE YOU CAN

I LOVE CLEAN SHEETS AND A DIRTY MAN

GIVE ME A BIG STRONG MAN WITH HIS FEET ON THE GROUND

HIS BREATH IN THE DARK IS MY FAVORITE SOUND

DON’T NEED NO MONEY I DON’T NEED NO DIAMOND RING

‘CAUSE WHEN HE HOLD ME JUST RIGHT IT’LL MAKE ME SING

WOO WOO WOO

LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT MY FAVORITE THINGS

ONE’S FROM A WHITE SALE AND THE OTHER LOVE BRINGS

LIFE’S TOO SHORT YOU GOTTA TAKE IT WHERE YOU CAN

I LOVE CLEAN SHEETS AND A DIRTY MAN

GIVE ME A BIG STRONG MAN WITH HIS FEET ON THE GROUND

HIS BREATH ON MY NECK IS MY FAVORITE SOUND

I DON’T NEED NO MONEY HELL I DON’T NEED NO DIAMOND RING

‘CAUSE WHEN HE HOLD ME JUST SO, IT’LL MAKE ME SWING

WOO WOO WOO WOO

LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT MY FAVORITE THINGS

ONE’S FROM A WHITE SALE AND THE OTHER LOVE BRINGS

LIFE’S TOO SHORT YOU GOTTA TAKE IT WHERE YOU CAN

I LOVE CLEAN SHEETS AND A DIRTY MAN

LIFE’S WAY TOO SHORT C’MON BABY TAKE MY HAND

I LOVE CLEAN SHEETS AND A DIRTY MAN

CLEAN SHEETS AND A HARD WORKING, BASEBALL WATCHING, BEER DRINKING, GUITAR PLAYIN’ MAN