Ben Franklin is one hell of a guy

Ben Franklin

He got electrified

Ben Franklin likes all the older girls

He wears a wig of curls

That Ben Franklin’s one hell of a guy

Ben Franklin

He fights the limey with the bitter word

Ben Franklin

Draws the pen, throws away the sword

Ben Franklin hangs out in France a lot

He keeps his presses hot

To fight the limey with the bitter word

Put my face on a thirty dollar bill baby

Put my face on a forty dollar bill baby

Put my face on a sixty dollar bill baby

Ben Franklin

Says that in the dark all cats are grey

Ben Franklin

Writes down what he has to say

Ben Franklin

He thinks he’s better than me

But the bastard can’t see

He says that in the dark all cats are grey

Put my face on a seventy dollar bill baby

Put my face on a eighty dollar bill baby

Put my face on a ninety dollar bill baby

Ben Franklin lives down the street from me

Ben Franklin shall be our currency

Ben Franklin

He works his ass all day

And he likes it that way