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February 14th, 2012:

Poem from my 4th grade journal
 
A pot of gold on the other side
To get there I'll take a rainbow ride
And if I get that pot of gold I'd give it to the poor
So they'd be happy too, just besides me and you
 
What a little freak I was
at 9.  I strive to be her still.



October 8th, 2011
:

One of My Favorite True Stories

Caleb and Joanie Save the Bird

While at a neighborhood party, my 8 year old friend Caleb and I went into his garage to get some more soda. Both garage doors were open, and we noticed a very panicked bird trapped between the smallest door and the ceiling. The wild creature was flopping and trying to free itself, but to no avail. Earlier that day Caleb had been demonstatrating to me his new ability to whistle, so I asked him to blow a calming song. He began whistling two notes slowly, going from D to A# over and over. The grey dove stopped moving. We felt the rush of a small victory. I joined him in the tune, and as we traded fours, Caleb and I traded ideas. If we closed the door, we might squish the bird. We needed to flush her out somehow. Caleb kept his song going, and I found a sponge mop and stuck the handle up between the front of the garage and the door. The startled starling flew over to a shelf just above the boy’s head. “Keep whistling,” I said. “I’m going to try to shoo it toward the opening.” I reached for the bird and succeeded in driving it high up to the farthest interior corner shelf. But we were not detoured. I kept whistling Caleb’s song along with him, and turned the mop upside down so that the sponge side was up. Very slowly I raised it to the creatures little dirty birdie feet. My intellectual brain bits may have been sending me the message that this will never work, but I didn’t receive it. The infectious innocence and absolute goodness of this young boy on a mission clouded my grown up sensibilities. I truly believed that the wild worm eater would step onto the mop. Though when it did, I was still 100% blown away by it. I could tell my young friend was, as well.

The ever important song still played from our lips, as we smoothly walked side by side toward the light and freedom. The three of us held each others gaze and trust for 30 feet or so. We stopped outside on the driveway. Several seconds passed before I felt the propulsion as the bird took off into the perfect summer sky. We watched it disappear, then turned to each other with tears of joy and expressions of absolute awe, our eyes the size of dinner plates. Our smiles were stretched as far as our limited faces would allow. We couldn’t speak. Then we burst into the air for a double high five, Caleb jumped up into my arms for a super hug, and we knew that it would be a long while before we could top that venture. I remembered then, that I had held Caleb when he was just 14 hours old. How lucky I was to be sharing this experience with him now.

As we ran from friend to family member to regale them with our triumph, Caleb was quick to point out that he was going to whistle Darth Vader’s Theme, but didn’t want to risk that the bird might be frightened by it.





July 11th, 2011:



I noticed the Rolling Stone /Bob Dylan issue recently.  It reminded me of my days working in New York at The Sun Mt. Café on West 3rd St.  (it later became The Baggot Inn, and is now gone altogether) I often worked the bar in the day, and all my regulars would come and we would enjoy ourselves immensely.   It was a place where many of my deepest lifelong friendships emerged.

My dear friend Clifford Terry and I met there.  He and I both loved Visions of Johanna and would play it on the jukebox.  We would nurse our Black Russians, and not speak or allow anyone else to until the song ended.  Clifford was what one would call a “real New York character.”  He would tell all kinds of stories about The Village in the ‘70s.  I remember him telling me about how he tried to drink himself straight for the night, in order to get it on with his friend Ronnie Spector.  I believe it’s in her memoirs if anyone is interested. On the day her book was released, Banjo Jim ran into the bar with a copy, and read out loud to us all the parts with Clifford in them. We were like family, and were so proud of our brother Cliff, and loved hearing her version of his fascinating claim to fame.  His version is far meatier, by the way.

Both Clifford and Banjo are no longer with us.  But the love and goodwill they brought to those who knew them lives on. 

“The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain
And these visions of Johanna are now all that remain.”




April 9th, 2011:

Dream from April, 2004

Am going down country road to see Audrey.  Blue skies, some clouds.  Pass her and head back.  Sitting on lawn chairs by big red barn.  See odd ruffles in clouds.  Something moving through them looks like lasagna noodle.  Say, “We’re by the sea. Must be coming from there.”   2 more pass over then emerge from cloud cover, giant satellite, ship.  Not alien.  Government.  Am in house, apartment, duplex.  Government putting plastic over houses.  I realize their plan is to fill with water and set loose genetically engineered sharks.  Life has forever changed.  Run out back with unknown man.  Try to escape as corner is being sealed up.  Man with long wavy black hair comes to kill us.  Misses.  His severed head then floats quickly past.  A warning.  They mean business and all will do what they say.  Small craft follows head.  Shoots to miss.  me and man, (or Jodie Foster)  are on backs on ground.  Man straddles my hips.  Is given tweezers and told to yank off my index fingernail.  Am not scared.  He tries and cannot as does the person next to me.  They choose to sever finger instead.  Chop, and we’re in the kitchen.  Blue tinted hard plastic bubble around house.  No water yet but just know it’s happening all around us.  Member of group (4 or 5 of us) suddenly looks younger and more attractive.  Think he is somehow in cahoots with government.  He complains he is unable to do anything to bad guys.  Must kill something, fly buzzes.  Bird on counter.  Man kills fly.  He is one of us. Am on street in daylight hours.  Ask someone, guard on left can I go see my boyfriend play tonight.  Yells at me to ask woman on my right.  She laughs, “10 pm! no way”  I run into house and up and down square spiral staircase yelling about the unfairness of the rules.  They are chasing me.  One above and one from below.  I am a radical now and must be killed.  I know but I don’t care.  Sitting with guard and woman they give me drug from tiny baggie.  It’s put on lip just under nose.  It is brown and gooey and like brown sugar paste.  He gives some to other woman.  I am upset because it is the drug that prevents me from pain and stress during my execution.  I am handed other drugs.  I am relieved.  See man in room through window across the street.  He is alone.  The water has started to fill up the lower floors.  We put our hands flat against our windows.  We are touching and the same.  Am now in large room with many soon to be executed radicals.  We are dressed in dark clothing.  I am holding someone.  John Elway and another football player walk in one door and out one just next to it. ‘ It’s cool.” he says.  They are part of government.  Someone says, “he died with his eyes open.”  I see him.  I wake up.


Joanie Whittaker (Vocals, Rhythm Guitar)

Joanie lit up stages from Finland to New York, honing her singer/songwriter
chops before donning her Elvis jumpsuit and cranking up her red Marshall
stack with the Cla-Zels. During her adventures she created a successful alter
ego in the world of children's music, and released City Beat's Best Children's
Album of 2007. Her great fear is that she will accidentally sing her rock lyrics
mentioning KY jelly at the petting zoo. An even greater fear is that she will
accidentally begin singing "Potty Party" at Madison Square Garden.